Born and raised in a little town in East Texas, schools in Texas and New Mexico, with college and university degrees earned in Arizona, I consider myself a typical Sagittarius. I am an ordained minister, Honorary Doctorate, Reiki Master, Certified Psychic, and hold horary cross-training in a variety of metaphysical arcana.
I’ve been casting horoscopes and reading charts — as a professional reader — for over 20 years. I probably have answers.
With an eye for the absurd, an ear for Texas dialect, both honed in a trailer park in South Austin — before trailer parks in South Austin were cool — my primary love is the written word, with the Western–styled horoscope my favored format.
First published in 1987, online since 1993, these horoscopes are popular, as well as one of the longest, continuously running of its kind —
“Born of pioneer’s blood dipped in scholar’s ink.”
Image is from the Texas Gulf Coast, August 25, 2016.
I worked the counter at a Diary Queen, delivered office supplies, drove a truck for construction work, bartended, managed a restaurant, owned a bar, then graduated to nascent computer industries, which lead to degrees in English, and from there, I stumbled into astrology — yet again — and that leads to writing horoscopes.
From global travel to a love of Shakespeare’s canon, to bass fishing around Austin, and bay fishing along the Texas Gulf Coast, Bubba said it best, “Kramer is a Zen Koan wrapped in a Hawaiian shirt and sandals.” I vehemently deny the internet-based rumor that I thought I was Shakespeare in a past life.
Currently, I live a tiny suburb on the north side of San Antonio, TX.
Fresh horoscopes are available online, books and back-catalog are available from Amazon, or wherever books are sold.
Personal consultations and appearances available on the website.
Austin, TX 1999
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